The men with the smallest dicks are the ones who make the biggest deal about them. Your pencil stub dick will not impress Miss Maya Sinstress. Your small penis isn't funny, cute or charming. It's disgusting and pathetic. Get used to never getting laid. No woman would fuck anything that small. There is no pity sex for you, virgin loser. Quit fetishizing your little twig and keep it in your pants. You are such a gross loser.