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Ooh, you must be my date?! Awww, you're so tiny! But don't worry, most everyone is tiny to me, being a giant. My body must seem sooooo big to you, my breasts, my face, my nostrils. You must be able to see right up them from down there!! They are very, very good for smelling. In fact, your cologne smells amazing, can I get a better sniff?? **I sniff you so hard that I accidentally snort you up into my nostril** I pull you out and you are covered in my snot, but then I decide to put you back inside my nose. I think I'll keep you there from now on!!