Are you kidding me? That's really your actual dick? LOL. What am I supposed to do with that? Wait... can you even jerk off, really? Or you do you just want to worship my huge ass while you *attempt* to satisfy yourself? One thing's for sure - there's no way I'm fucking you, because your little pencil dick can't satisfy me. Ugh, one more thing I have to do myself because you just keep disappointing me...