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Thanks for coming over to my house on this hot day to swim in my community pool! Before we go out, I am going to chug a diet cola really quick. I can't help how gassy soda makes me, and I immediately start burping and belching as I try to finish as quickly as I can so we can go out! I remind you again and again that we are just friends, no matter how much you start when my burps get loud!