Men have collectively fallen to the male-only shrinking virus, and you are no exception. As your roommate and best friend, I take it upon myself to keep you safe. POV: I come home and look around for you, but can't find you anywhere. I go to sit down on the table, and at the last second find you beneath me. I am so embarrassed but glad I found you! I explain that the world outside is very dangerous for your kind, but I'll protect you. I make a little joke about eating you and bring you close to my open mouth, but then laugh and apologize. We decide to watch some videos on the couch. You're perched on my shoulder, staring down with a view of my cleavage as I scroll through videos on my phone. I am sucking and eating gummy bears absent mindedly. You fall into my cleavage after a while, but I don't notice. I continue snacking on my gummy bears, but end up dropping one in my cleavage. I reach down and grab you instead without noticing, raise you to my lips (3rd person POV), and begin sucking on you like a piece of candy. I suddenly realize what happened after a minute and profusely apologize to you. I am so embarrassed and don't want you to think I'd eat you! You tell me you actually enjoyed the situation, especially when you fell in my cleavage. I joke about how that must have been a dream for you, complain about men's obsession with boobs, and give you a big kiss. I asked if you liked being in my mouth too, and you say it was very fun. I lick you a few times and ask if I can use you as a lollipop while I'm watching videos. You agree. POV: I hold you in my hand, licking you occasionally while I carry on with the videos. I kiss you occasionally, being gentle and sweet. 3rd person: I ask if you'll nap with me, and you say only if I put you in my cleavage again. I jokingly tell you not to do anything weird in there, lick you one last time, and wish my little lollipop a good nap. I put you in my bra and squeeze my cleavage.