Divorce Your Frumpy Wife! I’m glad you could make it to our meeting in time. I know you are not to thrilled to have me promoted over your head, considering that I am brand new to the company. You need to know that I have a special skill set that includes making people excited to come to work. I’ve done my research, your home life is not conducive to happiness. Your frumpy wife is the problem. Look, I am wearing sheer black lingerie under my professional dress. Yes, I know it looks hot but you are married. You want to keep your job don’t you? Good. Divorce your wife and do as I say