Custom: my friend and I get invited to a kick back at my crush's house. I'm super excited and want to wear something revealing to get his attention. That's when my friend tells me that she knows the best way to get his attention, apparently my crush has a farting fetish! I take a leap of fate and spend the rest of the night at his house, farting over and over while I pretend that I didn't mean to. Farting and flirting seems to do the trick!