*Custom Request How about you are still the cool stepmom. You are sitting on the toilet trying to grunt out a difficult p***. The stepkids come in to tell you they got a cool book of magic for Halloween. You say that that's really cool, and you'll come out and check it out, after you finish taking a dump. They laugh, and you laugh, and a squeaky fart comes out.  You come out of the bathroom, joking that you blew it up, and all those buffalo wings made your bm orange. They love your crude humor. You fan your butt and say it was spicy going in and coming out. You say you wanna check out the magic book. You flip through and see a spell that could make you grow tall. You say it sounds cool, and that you've always wanted to be an amazon like Wonder Woman. They read the spell, but nothing happens. You say you don't feel any taller.  You turn around, and we see what happened. You didn't grow tall...you grew a tail. They are stunned, and you see their faces. You ask what's wrong, and the point to yout butt.  You fan your butt and feel the tail. You freeze, and realize what's happened. You look in the mirror and are shocked, but not mad. You say, "Wow. That book really is magic. I sprouted a tail!" They say they'll find a reversal spell. You just smile and say it's ok. You then say, "We need to figure out how we're gonna explain this to your stepdad!" You then say, "It's not too bad. This tail might come in handy." You then push out a fart, they laugh, and you say, "Look. I can wag my tail to fan it away." You then tell them that you'll make them lunch. You say, "You guys walk in front of me. I might swish my tail. And I also have gas."