I sit down and you can immediately see how stressed I am because I cannot stop my leg bounce! I need you, my secretary, to schedule my meetings and post to my acounts, so some stress is taken off me. I go about my own work, but I keep catching you staring at my legs (view moves closer to my thighs to watch them bounce from time to time) Are you a fan of the stockings? The Heels? Or is it my bouncing thighs? Well, I either have to fire you, OR you can get it out of your system by jerking, then get back to work! So.... Jerk!
