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I come home from a long day of errands and eating other girls and sit down in front of you with my engorged (fake) belly. I lovingly greet you and then proceed to tell you about my day while burping often. Throughout my errands I encountered various women that I had to eat. Some of them minorly inconvenienced me, and others just looked tasty and filling. I describe their physical appearance and the scenarios in which I ate them. I sometimes comment on my burps, remarking that the girls made me so gassy. I even blame certain types of girls for making me gassier than others. Finally, I tell you that all this bloating and gas has me horny, and ask you if you wanna go have sex.