you weren’t expecting such an aggressive appetite when the coquettish Playboy Bunny convinced you to steal away to the garden. But now that I’ve got you all to Myself, My true desires have been revealed. There were many fantasies you humored on the way over here, but none of them involved spreading those cheeks wide open for Me. It is tempting though… What could it hurt to try a little back door play? I’ll get you nice and lubed up first, and I promise I’ll be gentle. At least at first.