I'm scrolling my social when I notice some mean comments and photo shopped pics with my feet! It doesn't take me long to realize who the troll is, because he used a custom photo set! The Idiot! I invite him over to take feet pics, and when he gets started I kick him in the face so that's he's laying on his back. I stand over him with my phone recording and demand he admit he's the troll, then I ballbust and ball stomp and face stomp him until he's ready to apologize. To apologize to me, he has to crawl to my clear polish toes and kiss and lick them while I wiggle. I'm wearing wedge flip flips that make those plump toes look as devine as they really are, and he needs to tell me how lucky he is to worship my feet. When I've had enough I kick him in the face, and call the cops.