oh my god i cannot stop burping & farting!! i am SO UNBELIEVABLY gassy and bloated! i can't believe you want me to suck your cock while i'm like this! but whatever you want babe! i'm not sure what happened but halfway thru, my nose started to turn a bluish purple color & my stomach just kept getting bigger and bigger! am i turning into a blueberry? maybe i should go to the doctor? will you stay here to comfort me?