Lately it seems like your dad is always away on business trips, leaving the house with just you and your step mom. Your step mom has always been bigger, and you’ve loved it, but now’s your chance to really make her blow up. You take care of the house so she doesn’t have to get up, you bring her dinner to the couch, you make dinner for her (mostly so you can sneak sticks of butter and other fattening ingredients in there) and all of this to make her the biggest woman you’ve ever seen. She thinks you’re just being helpful, but you know this is for you. Can you be blamed? If your father paid more attention to her, she wouldn’t be left for you to fatten, would she?