You have been in the bathroom jerking off when you were supposed to be getting ready. You heard me walking upstairs so you tried flushing your jerk sock so I wouldn't find out. “honey, what are you doing in there? Are you done getting ready?” “i'm coming in. Oh my what is going on in here. Did you clog the toilet? What is this are these socks in the toliet?” ...... “Honey why were you trying to flush your socks down the toilet? Oh I see..... lol. Its ok. I will help you. I will help you. But listen you can't do this is in your socks.... and you can't flush your socks or any other clothes down the toilet.... But don't worry I will show you what to do.” I start to unbutton my shirt. "Its ok here. Is this helping you. Let me show you what to do with that sticky mess at end. And just remember next time something like this happens; come to me and I will always take care of you, no matter what you need me to do