You're a compulsive gooning loser. You can't stop fucking your hand whilst gooning your life away. This is an addiction, there is no escape. I want you to goon your brains out while I tell you to repeat gooner affirmations. These loser goon affirmations will cement the idea of you being controlled and manipulated to goon. I want to ruin you and make sure you spend all day fucking your hand to gooner porn. Do as I say my little gooner and repeat after me.