I need to run our holiday plans by you this year! Instead of me cooking a whole traditional meal, I was thinking we skip it this year and start a new tradition. I want you. I think, and I know how good you would taste and fill my belly up. I tell you how I'm gonna oil and season you up so you taste better. I'm gonna lie you down on the dining room table and swallow you head first, all the way down to your toes. No, I won't chew you up cause I wanna be able to expel you completely intact.