Hey have you seen My phone? My step-sis said it was out here in the couch. Hello? Did you hear what I said? you seem preoccupied... wait a minute. Are you staring at My ass? you ARE. Is that an erection?!? OMG WOW okay. I mean I'm flattered and I kinda knew you were into ass. I felt it every time I was around you. I'm not gonna tell My step-sis, but maybe we can work out something. I'm sure you're curious what My ass looks like... well I'm curious about that bulge right there...