We’re hanging out in my room and I’m being a total bitch, as usual, teasing you about not having a girlfriend and bragging about my date with the hottest guy in school. When I mention his gigantic cock you mention YOUR gigantic cock. I don’t believe that you’re better endowed than he is, so we make a bet: if your dick is bigger than his, I’ll let you jerk off into my mouth. If it isn’t…I get the car that Mom bought you for having good grades. So open up your pants… Oh fuck. We, uh, we were just kidding around, right