Your perv friend spends a night club hopping when he thinks he sees a familiar face at the pole. You can’t believe it, but it’s definitely me. You immediately show up at my house. I don’t know why you’re so upset until you show me the pics he surreptitiously took on his phone during my set. I’m desperate for you not to tell Mom. Haven’t you enjoyed all the gifts that I’ve been able to get you with the extra money? You tell me that it’s going to take more than an Xbox and a few games to buy your silence. You want to see me in my stripper wear! And, uh, one other thing