Considering you’re so beta, so unmanly, wimpy and pathetic, I’ve decided you deserve to be treated more like a sissy. I’m challenging you to form these sissy boy habits over the next 7 days. It’s time to switch some of your current, more typically manly behaviors into new, girly ones that will be better suited to you. I bet these new habits will actually feel pretty natural to you since you know deep down you’re not like the other men. You’re not a real man. Not even close.