You silly, stupid fool! Did you really think a sexy, sophisticated woman like me would be interested in you? I went on that ridiculous dating site in order to find a lonely loser just like you. Now I've got you in my clutches and I'm not ever going to let you go. You see, I caught you for a very specific purpose. You are going to be my new little toilet bitch. Of course, you won't just be serving me. You will also be serving as human toilet paper for my alpha male husband. That's right, each morning he'll jerk his morning wood and drain his main vein into your waiting mouth. Your whole life will be devoted to worshiping and swallowing down the waste of a superior, dominant couple. I'm going to train you to be the best little toilet whore ever. Speaking of, I think it's time you ate you first big load. Open wide, bitch! This is the first day of the rest of your life!