Warning: this video is NASTY. Today is my second day with the flu, and I thought, why waste the opportunity? I haven't gotten this sick in awhile and you can hear the congestion in my voice. I tell you about how I can feel all the snot, mucus, and phlegm deep in my throat, in my sinuses, and concentrated in my nasal passages. I tell you about how I use the Magic Wand to loosen up my mucus, which typically causes me to sneeze a bunch, but today there are only a couple of sneezes. However, I manage to show you an asshole wink while I sneeze hard. Then I check in with you while close-up on my face, and that's when all the snot and mucus really starts loosening up and oozing out. I spit thick, large loogies onto the floor with a "smack," and rub the Magic wand all over my face, telling you how good it feels. I spit up a bunch more large loogies in HD, along with close-ups of the Magic Wand causing snot to spin and fly out of my nostrils. The snot combines with my drool as it drips down my face and chin, making a huge mess. Around the 5-minute mark I spit up a HUGE loogie, letting it hang on my face for a bit before sloppily wiping it off with my arm and hands. I tell you about how good this feels, how my sinuses are already so much clearer. I sneeze another time then show you the aftermath of my face after getting so much gross mucus out. I wipe off my face with my arms and spit out the biggest loogie of the entire video, which lands on the floor with a hard "smack."