I loaded two water guns with soy milk, squirted myself in the face with it, and then I poured the remainder of the carton all over my face and into my mouth. Almost more importantly though, I also filmed it all at 60fps so that I could play it back in slow motion while music plays. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ALL GONNA IGNORE THIS ONE (because it's arguably not very pornographic), BUT I REALLY THINK IT'S RAD AS HELL!!!