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So glad you could make it for dinner! Don't worrryyy, she's not gonna suspect a thing. Why would she? The last thing my step-sister would ever expect is her husband and her step-sister to be hanging out behind her back, yall have been married for years and we barely know each other, but thats exactly why I invited you over.. So we could really get to know each other inside & Out... Ew creep! Did you just make a fucking pass at me?! You THOUGHT WHAT??? I invited you over for dinner, because you ARE dinner.