The women of this city have decided that you are not a productive member of society. The worst men get sent here to have their balls removed. You see, I enjoy the process of slowly removing your balls, and the side effects of the procedure include extreme arousal so the process will be equal parts painful and exciting. I'm going to use my elastrator to add many rubber bands to your aching scrotum until your balls pop like a squeezed orange. You may not even need my big red scissors to remove them. Look at all those women staring at you through the window, cheering you on. Now lay back, it's time to begin.
