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I was so excited for us to go on a date, because you look nice and you said you were 6'1". But when you arrive, you're actually 5'2". I am in shock. There is no universe where I would ever be seen with someone as small as you! You barely come up to my armpit. What do you think people would think about me?? That's humiliating! I just don't get how you thought you could get away with this. Our date is officially cancelled, but I am not done with you. You can be useful to me in other ways. For one, you are the perfect height to clean the sweat from my armpits. I graciously let you run your tongue up and down my pits while laughing at you. And then, I make you get on your knees. Small men generally make better seats than boyfriends. You should sniff and kiss my asshole and get yourself accustomed to what you'll be doing while I go on a date with a REAL man. That's right, I'm taking you with me on my backup date. You can pay for our drnks, clean my asshole, and then after I fuck him, you can clean his cum out of me too. Aren't you glad? You should be lucky I didn't throw you out straight away. At least now you have a chance to be in my presence. At the end, I grab a suitcase. This is how you will travel alongside me, since I can't be seen with you. I hope you understand. Well, in you get! You're so small, it shouldn't be a problem for you to fit right in!