I can't wait to eat, I'm so hungry! Glad you brought me here, this place has great food and I'm going to devour as much as I can. Don't worry about the staff either, I know how to handle them. Bread, salad, spaghetti and meatballs, and a big slice of cake for dessert. I hope you're not one of those people who are really hung up on manners, I'm going to burp whenever I need to and I don't really care if it offends people. If someone doesn't like it, that's their problem. I'm not going to stop enjoying myself just because it might be seen as rude. That's why I pick my teeth and belch when I feel like it, and honestly the staff needs to hurry up and bring me some more bread and stop looking at me like that. Date night has never been more ill-mannered! Get ready for dinner with the most boorish, cheap, churlish, coarse, discourteous, disrespectful, ill-behaved, ill-bred, impertinent, impolite, insolent, loud, loutish, raunchy, raw, rough, roughneck, rude, tacky, and uncivil hottie you've ever seen!