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step-Sister SinClair is so excited for you to come hear her spread the good word here at The Fountain Of Everlasting Light! Maybe it was a direct invitation from someone, or sheer curiousity from the rumors about her church...but here you are. The first thing you notice is step-Sister SinClair's rather...odd attire. She's not dressed in traditional robes...in fact her outfit is a little more revealing than one would expect from a step-Sister..but you try to focus on her preaching. She's passionate about the good word, bubbly, and focused on finding a variety of paths to salvation. Today's sermon is about the Love of the Lord...but her teachings seem to be more focused on the physical than the metaphysical! She preaches about loving the Lord as one would love their partner, inviting the Lord into the bedroom..and even filling yourself with the Lord's Love in a very literal sense! She preaches about finding a favorite passage of the bible, and sliding it deep inside of yourself to truly feel the love of the Lord in each and every aspect of the thought. You aren't sure what to make of step-Sister SinClair's sermon but one thing is for sure...she has a banging body, and you might just show up for next Sunday's sermon!