Every morning, I enjoy my coffee and is precisely when you start bothering me. Since you bother me you must pay me and pay me well. Not only pay but sniff my feet, my dirty socks. I wear socks at night and they are quite stinky in the morning. Come here, put your filthy hose here and sniff my dirty, stinky socks. I am in Florida, everything sticks here, but especially my socks. Every morning you bother me and begging me, asking me of how can you worship me. You sniff and you pay. Stuff my dirty socks with money…and sniff and sniff and sniff…. Phew… Domina Paulina