You've seen me around the gym, how could you miss me? You ogle the attention I garner from strong & sexy men, my hot little body in UnderArmour compression shorts, my ass when I deadlift..now it's YOUR turn for some training. You think you deserve a hot girl? LOL. Think again. You are a repulsive loser and I'm going to become your trainer, making it even worse! My fees will be paid for my overly generous and undeserved lessons on how to drag you even further down the invisible nobody-ladder. Hey, at least you can say I finally noticed you, right