Hey babe. I have bad news. I cheated on you at the office holiday party and I had alot of fun doing it. This may upset you, but honestly I don't care. The man I cheated on you with is alot better than you in bed and there's a BIG reason for that. His BBC, of course! He gave me multiple orgasms and I have never experienced sex like that before. Your average white boy dick doesn't compare! I now have a sexual preference and it sure as hell isn't you. Sorry, babe! I am dumping you for him. BYE!