The lust in your eyes tells me that you like what you see. You're not going to get to sample any of these holiday delights until you get much, much, much fatter. To do that, I've learned a spell. One that will summon a very special piece of candy. A large candy spiral that will engrain a desperate need inside of you to eat, and eat, and eat. Until you're bloated, breathless, and fear that you might just burst.
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