I’ve had such a productive few hours with your highest limit credit cards. Several designers, new furniture, and tens of thousands of dollars later, and you’ve come crawling to Me, begging for relief for your wallet. My recent splurges have put Me in a good mood, and I’m willing to strike a deal with you. If you want your precious plastic back, you’ll have to get to know My special plastic first. Listen carefully as I offer a trial of chastity that may be your only way to avoid financial ruin. Good luck