Well, would you look at that. A man trying to buy my forgiveness. Maybe you messed up... pissed me off...said something stupid... thought something stupid... forgot about me... annoyed me... didn't pay on time... didn't pay enough... just all around sucked! Whatever the issue(s), you want to be forgiven. And lucky for you, I am a shallow, greedy, mean bitch that can be bought. So get to spendin'.