You think you're too broke to serve, and quite frankly you are. There are several ways to save money, however, and this money would be sent directly to me. One way is to live off your own cum! Good thing you're a lonely jerkaholic anyways because you're going to need to jerk it ALOT. Atleast three times a day. Example: Instead of blowing $20 at lunch, you blow your load and send me $20 instead. Doesn't that make more sense? I am very greedy and I deserve to be compensated for existing. Follow my instructions and maybe you'll send enough to get a response from me. It's going to require alot of jerkng. Think you can handle it?
