You would much rather have sex with your hand than have sex with a woman. Face it, you're not designed for sex. You're meant to sit in front of a screen and fuck your hands for hours. My divine body on your screen is better than sex. You don't need anything else, beta bitch. You only need me to satisfy you. Pleasing me and worshiping me is your life's entire purpose now. Let go, and allow me to program you exactly as I please.