The Cosmos, The Arrivals Book 1 Chapter 15, Molly & Steph: The Bachelor Party, Day 9. Section 7. Molly: Second Pee-Cam Volunteer But Must Wait Tiffany and Kimju have spent the day admiring themselves in the Mirror; Tiffany relishes another opportunity to rub her body against the surface, this time topless, and for equally topless Kimju the Mirror provides a gripping experience. Both have creamed themselves long before Robyn rescues them and escorts them downstairs to join Babs and Molly to watch the Screen in the Kitchen as Steph begs the Back Door Cam, but it is Robyn who takes full credit for Steph’s exposure. “This is not Steph’s first display of her shrubbery, nor the first time her swizzle stick has stood out, nor the first time her snizz has parted. But it’s about time she spilled her satchel slop for the Cams.” Kimju, Robyn’s actual Roommate, watches carefully. Robyn already made me finger my koot in the Kitchen and then smear kloop on the Post. Robyn escalates, “I’m going back outside to make that skuddy splurt skank grab her lips and pull her screwhole so far open we can see all the way—” Babs shuts Robyn up. She points to Steph’s Roommate Molly and issues the simple command, “Go. Fetch.” Molly had found herself in the dark outside after the Bachelor Party and had moved swiftly. The aftertaste of piss mingled with spit flooded her mouth, and once in the Backyard she had tried to use the hose to wash her mouth and panties out, but no water came out. The one time I need the Watering Can it’s missing. Molly had shrugged, rung the Bell, and had been waved inside. Molly brings Steph into the Kitchen, and all six Cosmos relax as they listen to her recounting of the Bachelor Party, verifying the story Molly had told upon her arrival. Steph makes sure to especially detail Molly peeing into the stein and squeezing her panties out in her mouth. “The more urine I could squeeze out, the less there was to swallow!” Molly recounts as Cosmos’ eyes swing in her direction. Everybody laughs except Steph. All the Cosmos can tell Molly has her panties back, but Molly understands she must mollify any pride of their reacquisition and divest them to Steph as soon as possible. Steph conveniently omits recounting her own titter and vagflash at the end of the Bachelor Party. Molly had already left and wasn’t a witness. Steph vacillates between considering herself lucky to get out with her minidress still on her body vs. her ability to command a roomful of Revelers. And yes, I am aware that I no longer possess the two pieces necessary to Opt Up. I’m not stupid. “I would say that Molly volunteered to be a Pee-Camer… and a Piss Mouth,” Steph tattles, then turns to Tiffany. “So now you can micturate together!” Molly accepts this accusation and trades a fearful look with the friendly ex-Whore whom she mopped up after yesterday, albeit using her long hair and not her mouth. “Wait a minute.” Molly fearfully scans the assembled Cosmos. “Okay, at the Nugget last Term all the toilets had Cams. All the showers too. Absolutely no privacy; no hidden spots.” Molly seeks out Kimju’s eyes. “Right?” Kimju dodges, “Well, if Molly wants to carry on the Pee-Cam tradition here at the Cosmos House, is sure seems like she’s qualified.” We both are. Molly offers to Steph, “I’ll join in on the Pee-Cam if you take your panties back.” Tiffany objects, “Wait a minute! It is I who is the official Cosmos Pee-Cam Pledge!” Babs raises a hand to intercede and addresses Molly. “If you choose to beg the Pee-Cam you may not attempt to impose conditions.” “Ma’am—” Molly attempts to orient. “Quiet.” Babs speaks firmly. “All of you. Upstairs. Bunkroom.” And five Cosmos Pledge scramble. Molly is the last of them to ascend the angular servant stairs. Molly realizes that any sacrifice she makes—forfeiting panties, volunteering for the Pee-Cam, even begging the horrific Piss Mouth—is illusionary. We Pledge might beg or volunteer, but some Gamers will always just take what they want. Molly fingers the waistband of the pink panties and worries. They still remain wet with her urine. I can handle this; I know that urine is sterile and will dry quickly. But if Steph doesn’t take these away soon, should I ask BB about the Watering Can? Molly grits her teeth. I generally believe that making suggestions contributes to staying even in the Game. But I know that there is no formula for “getting ahead.”