After resting in until noon, I finally rolled out of bed to have my first cup of coffee of the year. While relaxing on the couch, sipping coffee, and watching a movie, my tummy started to rumble. I enter the bathroom, clenching because I can feel that first piss of the year wanting to make its entrance. I am about to sit down when I notice that the garbage needs to be changed. So denying myself the relief for just a little longer, I pull the full bag out and replace it, being sure to carefully tie it so nothing spills out while I piss. The housewife in me can't pee until I do a little housecleaning 1st, I guess. Once I am done changing the garbage, I wash my hands and sit my ass on the toilet for the shortest pee ever. I'm really quite disappointed in it, but I couldn't, not, share my first piss of the year. Happy New Year.