New year, same old LOSER. Nothing is going to change for you. You're still the same ugly, unfunny, boring moron who is totally undesirable in every way. Clearly dating is not for you. You're meant to serve and now is the perfect time to start. See those heels? You're going to pucker up and kiss them every time I tell you to. You are beneath me, loser. You are beneath ALL woman and it's time to accept that once and for all.