My feet are so big and wide. So much more powerful than your measly, weak man feet. Measuring My wide, long feet shows how inferior your tiny useless male foot. I measure My soles and toes to show you how big they are, My feet could destroy yours beneath My soles. In every way they are superior to your pathetic tiny foot. It's laughable to compare such large, perfect strong toes like Mine to a lesser being like you, A single one of My long toes could Squeeze your tiny foot!