After going through my closet, I found a dress I haven’t worn in years—and for good reason. I’ve gained at least 30 pounds since I bought it, so it must be waaaay too small for me. Want to see? Let me just try it on for you. I’m worried the seams will break as I ease the fabric up my wide hips and fat ass, but it survives…even if it is uncomfortably tight on my curves. When I try to zip up the back, though