i am a friendly and compassionate Dental Hygienist wearing pink scrubs. i welcome you (my patient) and make friendly chit chat while i put on my latex gloves and a mask (blue side, twist ear loops into a figure 8 shape). i do a routine exam, examining teeth and flossing, being sure to have a friendly conversation with my nervous patient. Once i have finished the oral exam, i explain to you that the clinic is offering a prostate milking which is now recommended to happen professionally twice a year. you reluctantly agree. i change gloves and with a comforting bedside manner i walk you through everything i'm doing--from inserting my gloved hand into your anus, to massaging your prostate, to milking your cock until you ejaculate. At the end i remove my gloves and mask and encourage you to return in 6 months.