I used to ride regularly with the ;local pony club. We always had lots and lots of fun in the stables, after a hot steamy ride. One of the naughty girls introduced me to the joys of chaining. With the help of a friend or two, you slowly insert link after link of marine stainless steel chain, until you can't get any more in. Immediately, pull up ones jodhpurs, help the other girls with their chains and then mount your steed. It gives a whole new aspect to horse riding. Once back at the stables, we would rush to get into the straw filled barn, to see who had the wettest pussy. I usually won that contest, as my jodhpurs would be soaked through...I will leave the rest to your imagination