You're a fat disgusting pig that has no routine or motivation to do anything other than to hump his own hand into oblivion. Is that really your only workout routine? I bet the only thing going for you is your forearms! so pathetic. You look down and you can't even see your pathetic little dicklette over your potbelly of fat anyway. I happen to be a trainer that specializes in bitches like you, with my very unique and successful approach. I know just how to get you to be USEFUL again! Perhaps I can tease you into actually stepping foot in a gym, but in a way you least expect it!