Okay, this is a little embarrassing. No I'm not farting! I'll be honest with you. There are some sounds coming from my skirt, but it's not from my ass. I mean, I can tell you the truth, right? We're friends, we talk about stuff. Here's the thing, I was actually queefing. I, well, I just came from a gang bang. I'll tell you a little about it...oh this is turning you on right now, isn't it? Well about this, why don't you clean my pussy out? Would that make you harder? Cleaning the cum out of my pussy? It is a lot of cum though, three guy's worth. That's why I'm queefing so much. Here, let me show you my pussy and the damage that was done. Want to see how much I can queef? Want to see how much cum I can queef out? I want to feel my little lips ripple on your lips. Suck that little cum bubble out of my pussy.