My friend Maleka and I found this new energy soda. It's supposed to give you BIG gains, guaranteed! I take a long swig, but nothing happens, so Maleka and I just talk for a bit. Suddenly I look down and my boobs have grown to 3 times their original size! This is not what I thought they meant by BIG GAINS. But it's actually not so bad. It's kind of hot, really. Maleka decides to try the soda for herself. Like before, nothing happens at first. Then she looks down and her belly has grown to 3 times its original size! What is going on? We both freak out for a moment, but eventually we come to like our new bodies. We fondle each other's boobs and belly, loving how squishy and bouncy they are. Maybe this isn't so bad after all. We're going to have to get more of that energy soda!