You wanna know what's so fucking hilarious? You love me! Like, really really love me.... and I uhh... I FUCKING HATE YOU! Isn't that hilarious? I think that's soooooooo funny! I mean, look at you! Edging over my perfect, gorgeous feet and this fresh pedicure and I'm sitting here literally hating you and literally telling you what a pathetic piece of dirt I think you are. I'm telling you that you're completely worthless and yet... that makes you hornier....