After a piss as incredible as that, I had to have a smoke, but it's too cold to go outside, so I grabbed my vape instead. Normally, my smoke sessions are about a minute long, but I am feeling chatty and self-obsessed, so I'm going to use you as a mirror as I show off my tits and my large soft belly. So, let's worship my tits and my belly together for a little bit while we talk about nothing.