I praise and tease you for how big and heavy you've gotten while holding you in my lap and making out with you. It's a warm and intimate moment, and in this moment, I broach the topic of adding another member to our family. I tell you how much I love you and want to be with you, as well as tell you how beautiful you'd look while pregnant. I compare you to a fertility goddess and describe how I'd worship you, and when you agree, I'm completely overjoyed.